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Parents issue Mater Alert for missing diecast toy truck

Posted on January 28, 2020 by Chris Essex

Parents have issued a Mater Alert for a missing toy. They say it may be in extreme danger and need medical attention. Here's what you need to know.

Posted in crime, cute, disaster, entertainment, health, issues, parents, potty problems, toysTagged crime, family, funny, health, news, parents, police, toys1 Comment

Parents go full ‘fraidy-cat’ as they hear late-night pawing at the door

Posted on January 25, 2020 by Chris Essex

Parents said they both turned into 'fraidy-cats' when something started trying to get in their bedroom...and it wasn't their child.

Posted in cute, disaster, entertainment, health, internet trends, issues, parentsTagged cats, entertainment, family, funny, health, news, parents, sleepLeave a comment

KNN Investigates: Department of Parenting document reveals Tuesday morning Kitchen Incident

Posted on January 22, 2020 by Chris Essex

KNN has uncovered a heavily redacted Department of Parenting document that points to some sort of Tuesday morning kitchen incident, Here's what we've learned.

Posted in crime, disaster, entertainment, internet trends, issues, parentsTagged Anya, cat, crime, entertainment, family, funny, news, parents, sleep1 Comment

Mom nearly has ‘wax meltdown’ during late-night wakeup call

Posted on January 19, 2020 by Chris Essex

A local mom said she nearly had a 'meltdown' during a 4:00 a.m. wakeup call. Here's what happened.

Posted in crime, disaster, entertainment, health, internet trends, issues, parentsTagged family, funny, health, late night, news, parents, sleepLeave a comment

UPDATE: Mom able to receive refund from Apple after early-bird kid buys movie

Posted on January 5, 2020January 4, 2020 by Chris Essex

We have new information after a three-year-old was accused of buying a $20 movie on the Apple TV before parents woke-up.

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Kid receives ‘kick in the couch’ after his mom temporarily removed its feet following continued issues

Posted on January 4, 2020 by Chris Essex

This three-year-old was couch blocked when he tried to jam something underneath after his mom took its feet off.

Posted in crime, disaster, entertainment, internet trends, issues, parentsTagged crime, entertainment, family, funny, news, satire, toysLeave a comment

Three-year-old accused of buying movie on Apple TV

Posted on January 1, 2020 by Chris Essex

A three-year-old is facing charges after parents said he bought a movie on the Apple TV before they woke up...and it wasn't even a good movie.

Posted in crime, disaster, entertainment, internet trends, issues, parentsTagged crime, entertainment, family, news, parents, sleep, tv1 Comment

Three-year-old accused of throwing Legos in the sink, clogging garbage disposal

Posted on December 30, 2019 by Chris Essex

Parents say they don't have enough evidence to charge their three-year-old after they found Legos in the garbage disposal.

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After failing to check the forecast, parents forced to change plans on the fly

Posted on December 28, 2019 by Chris Essex

A pair of local parents say they were forced to scramble to make new plans after they promised their three-year-old a trip to the playground...only to find out it was raining after.

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The spoiler filled (first 20 minutes because my son wanted to leave) review of Frozen 2

Posted on November 30, 2019 by Chris Essex

Frozen 2 is the hottest and latest Disney movie. Here’s a dad’s review of the first 20 minutes of the movie...plus one of the trailers. Why the first 20 minutes? After that, he had to leave with his three-year-old.

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