INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. (FTN) – A Terre Haute toddler is in hot water after a trip to the zoo.
It happened Saturday at the Indianapolis Zoo.
That is where two-year-old Alexander Essex was accused of giving his dad, Chris, a “dry willy.”
A dry willy is like a wet willy, without the wet.
“We were looking at elephants. I put him up on my shoulders…and his dry finger went right into my ear,” Chris said.
Ami Essex snapped a photo of the finger going in.
“It was funny! I was going for a sweet father-son photo, and this happened. Gold,” Ami said.
Chris admitted that he might have been more worried if the finger were wet.
“If It were wet…yeah. I don’t want to think about it. I’m glad it was dry,” Chris told us.
No charges were filed.